Why you do this?
Oh...uh...really?
You weren't really supposed to click that one. It was just a bit of a joke, but I guess if that's how you really feel. Was that front page too irreverent? Trying too hard? Damn it, Tom! You always do this! You try too hard, love too much, medicate too little!
Alright, well if you really want to go, I won't stop you, but maybe you've changed your mind?